The Kingdom of Elliot Craig is a massive, safe nation, notable for its burgeoning bison population. The democratic population of 4.191 billion Elliot Craigians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 24.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Elliot Craigian economy, worth 190 trillion golds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 45,523 golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Street preachers spend more time condemning government bureaucracy than passers-by, the internet has been placed under government control, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites, and citizens finish cleaning up after the annual National Treasure Hunt just in time for the next one. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Elliot Craig's national animal is the bison, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Elliot Craig is ranked 252,354^th in the world and 3,282^nd in Ambition for Most Patriotic, with 1.85 flags saluted per person per day.